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| Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 | | 1:35 pm |
Lo
Valone is a dirty goat fucker. | | Friday, September 15th, 2006 | | 10:46 am |
| | Monday, August 28th, 2006 | | 2:21 pm |
| | Monday, June 19th, 2006 | | 11:49 am |
damnit
damnit jill i wish you would quit wanting my balls. | | Friday, June 9th, 2006 | | 11:01 pm |
fat chicks
me and donnie decided to write an LJ on our experience with a couple fat chicks at the tennis courts. He is at my house right now so this entry is like a joint-entry i guess. ok, so we're playing tennis with donnie wearing an unbuttoned coulson shirt nam-style and jeans and me with average athletic clothes. So we were having a good match when these two fat chicks came up and sat there playing with some kind of ball and they had really annoying voices. at one point in our match, a ball that had rolled over to the fence near them stayed there for like 30 minutes cuz we didnt want to go near them cuz they might say something to us. the whole match was akward cuz i really didnt feel comfortable while they were watching cuz i could just feel their fuckin eyes man. Donnie said he regrets the open shirt look now. After donnie beat me pretty easily (although the match was close till the fat chicks showed up), we went to get on our bikes when one of them said, "hey, my friend wants to talk to you." i just had one thought which was damnit i knew this was gonna happen this whole time i was just waiting for it. so i said i had a girlfriend, which is my response to all un-hot chicks that approach me. ok, now its me, donnie, speaking. On the way out Josh heard "Hey boy in the unbuttoned green shirt I want to suck your dick" lo, ok that was a joke but really it happened, lo, k it really was a joke but she sucked my cock. Lo,lo,lo k I quit I wouldn't have taken head from her but Josh did. LO. Josh is telling me he liked how I included that detail. Valone was also there and he fucked the fatter one with black hair, hard. Those sick fucks, I was so disgusted that I went away and jacked off to knome, uh, I mean people porn. Uh Valone also told me Correy was a fag. Ok for real today I worked on the jestski an ass load some other stuff. Current Mood:  complacent | | Friday, May 5th, 2006 | | 12:23 am |
i need sleep
man im starting to wonder if i have uhhhh---whatever the sleep problem is where you dont sleep. uhhh....i think it ends with -ia. insomnia! yea thats it. cuz i havent slept for over 3 hours at a time for like months. i really want to sleep, but im just not sleepy. like a few days ago, i was up for 27 hours straight----then i aced two exams, well, one of em was a paper, but it counts as an exam. maybe its just that i can function with insanely small amounts of sleep, or im an insomniac. i really hope im not an insomniac. i seriously doubt it, cuz i read that insomniacs are in a sedated state like all day due to lack of sleep, so im hoping that it was just college life. but its still weird that i sleep for a total of 6 hours over the last two days, move my stuff out of my room yesterday and back into my house, then helped donnie do the same today, and then i come home and go play basketball at the park for like 4 or 5 hours. ahhhh, i was thinking that it would be funny if it was indeed just college and i sleep till like 4 pm tomorrow LO. Current Mood: still awake and not sleepy | | Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006 | | 6:21 am |
it's really late------actually its early, ahhh i have confused myself
man sleeping all day today wasn't such a good idea---now its like past 6 or sumthin and im not even sleepy. man i wish some of my friends were up right now so we could go somewhere. where? i honestly dont know. eat breakfast i guess. god TV sucks so bad at 6 in the morning. im now going to try to go to bed cuz i need to study tonight and i know if i just stay up till like 10 in the morning then go to sleep, then i wont have that much time to study for wednesday's exams. have u ever had a moment when u think to urself, "man i wish i wouldve done that an hour ago." yea im having one of those moments right now as far as me going to sleep. its always weird when u see the sun coming up outside and ur like, man i gotta go to bed. Current Mood: awake | | Monday, May 1st, 2006 | | 2:26 pm |
just bored so i made an entry
man im so pissed at my spanish teacher cuz she forgot the exam was today at 10:30 so now we gotta go in at 8 am wednesday and i havent got up that early in like uhhhh however long ive been at college. then i got a 10:30 exam after that so it's back to back on wednesday, damnit. my mom's starting to hassle me about getting a job. she's like, u need to go here or go there and i want to lifeguard this summer. ok, lets say i take the lifeguard class, then get a job somewhere like walmart or kmart or sumthin. ok, then the ymca says they'll take me as a lifeguard. well damnit either im stuck at this job or i tell them im quitting after like a week and i think that would be a dick move to waste their time when they could hire someone who actually wants to work there. i tell my mom all the time that i realize you cant pick and choose ur job when ur not a full time worker, but that doesnt mean i cant be a lifeguard. she's not bad about it and she doesnt agg it on or anything but it just bugs me when she brings it up cuz sometimes she acts like i dont wanna work, or that i have to hate where i work, like everything i wanna do isn't available. but i know it is, so im still gonna pursue the lifeguard thing. i cant wait till wednesday, god it's gonna be so sweet to know im finished with school. but at the same time, i think donnie said it earlier in one of his entries, i dont really feel like summer is coming. but im sure i'll get used to it like in june. i'll get used to not having to go back sunday night and all the other shit i had to do this year. and the most exciting thing about the summer is knowing that i dont have to go to that fucking work study any damn more---god i hate that place, i would go in to work and they're like, "uhhh i dont really have anything for you to do right now so why dont you go file folders or shred papers."----and im thinking, "why dont you go fuck yourself." man i cant see how those other kids work like 6 hours a day man fuck that. well, then again, those other kids have no friends and they dont really have a life---that might sound mean, but i swear it's true, im not making fun of them or anything, its just a fact. i swear the minute i get $1400 from working im putting that shit in the bank and its not to be touched cuz thats how much work study pays and im gonna go in there next year and be like, "here's $1400 for the hours im NOT going to work go fuck yourself im not working here anymore you stupid bitch." ok, maybe not, but ill be thinking that the entire time. i got a letter today in the mail that said i was nominated by classmates to run for student council next year. i didnt even know you had to be nominated. and although i bet being president or VP would guarantee me some nice ass, i dont want to spend all that time at fund raisers, meetings, graduation, and dinners with the dean of the college cuz that guy honestly scares me---he's like 6'6 with a weird face--he reminds me of that horror movie character pumpkinhead, the killer scarecrow, cuz of the way he looks and also cuz he walks like he actually does have a pole up his ass. shit, this is like, my longest entry ever, i think. ahhhh i cant wait till wednesday, damnit. Current Mood:  bored | | Thursday, April 27th, 2006 | | 2:20 pm |
the fag is singing again
god if that fag doesnt stop singing he's gonna be victim #2 for this week. im so glad im leaving in a few days. i didnt go to bed till 5 am again man that is rough---i can see the words up on the screen but i cant feel myself typing. thats weird. is this how u feel when ur drunk, cuz if it is, its kinda cool. but weird at the same time. damnit i gotta go to class. theres no way im gonna stay awake. i need code red. code red is good. sleep deprivation is a bitch. uhhhhhh my hand is shaking. i need sundrop. Current Mood: im not sure | | Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 | | 11:51 pm |
| | Tuesday, April 25th, 2006 | | 7:02 pm |
| | Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 | | 2:05 pm |
hey im donnie...........
fucking owl man i hate that shit man i would shoot the guy who invented owl with my .45 man. ahhhhhhhhh eastwood is a badass. i wish me and him couldve been the stars for brokeback mountain instead of me being that one cowbow's stunt double and getting rammed from behind man that sucked i just kept visualizing that it was eastwood and that helped a little. ahhhhh die hard kicks ass. valone is a smartass. I FEEL LIKE MAKIN LOVE! duh nuh duh nuh dun nuh I FEEL LIKE MAKIN LOVE! I just got this new airsoft gun----the brand new aep 19087 XLT Z 3000 assaut rifle it fires 1000 clips a second so i cant wait for me josh and valone's next fight. It should be relatively fair with my aep 19087 XLT Z 3000 and their slightly lower grade guns. I need to get laid. Yea i definitely need to get laid. Did I ever say i need to get laid? cuz if i failed to mention that, i'll say it again---i need to get laid. i seen this pretty fine chick on the elevator and she asked me what my name was and i said "err" and she gave me the feeling she was pissed off at me for some reason. I saw these two hot twin sisters but naked telling me to come do them in their room but i didn't trust where they had been so i just said "errr" and went to find a girl that i knew i would never get with and walk home with her. that was a bad idea cuz this guy came up and said "yea i'll just go ahead and walk with yall." so i took my zippo and threw it on his face and when he was screaming "somebody help me! my face is on fire!," i proceeded to put the fire out................with a pitchfork. ok i didnt do any of that but it would be cool if i did. damnit i need to get laid. i just want a girl who is like, "do me donnie!" and has never been with any guy so she doesn't have any std's and she'll come fuck whenever i want to. im sure there are plenty of girls out there like that. | | 2:28 am |
wat the hell donnie?
TheEvilKnome617: hey wassup HoopsGenius32: damnit get away from me man TheEvilKnome617: hey hey i just wanted to ask you a question HoopsGenius32: damnit what is it TheEvilKnome617: ummmm......about your friend dbeam16........... HoopsGenius32: yea what about him? TheEvilKnome617: is he single???? HoopsGenius32: i guess-----why TheEvilKnome617: i just wanted to make sure he didnt have a significant other that is jealous of me HoopsGenius32: wtf do u mean? TheEvilKnome617: oh he didnt tell you about our weekend "slumber party" HoopsGenius32: no HoopsGenius32: and im glad he didnt but i dont believe you anyway TheEvilKnome617: oh i have proof HoopsGenius32: wtf proof do u have? TheEvilKnome617: he has a birth mark on his left nut. HoopsGenius32: wtf? HoopsGenius32: how am i supposed to know thats true? TheEvilKnome617: i guess you'll just have to take my word for it HoopsGenius32: i guess so u knome faggot TheEvilKnome617: yea well............. HoopsGenius32: god u are sick Current Mood: shocked | | Thursday, April 6th, 2006 | | 12:04 pm |
im proud of myself
sweet---i played an early nine holes of golf today at 9:00 and i drove a 315 yard par four green. ive never hit it quite that far so that's sweet, but i fuckin 3 putted for par instead of getting a birdie or maybe even an eagle. damn you inconsistent putting. damn you to hell. im so excited about golf class. jesus, if i dont get a 4.0 next semester i never will. i like ur little message donnie-------be smart, don't be a fag. i definitely agree. there should be a commercial about that like the "be cool stay in school" ones. i hate fags. they just ruin the world. donnie, you and your sex slave knomes can go to hell and stop bothering me. im coming home tomorrow pretty early in the morning cuz both my afternoon classes are cancelled. ill be home at like 1:00, so thats awesome. and i get out for easter tuesday and dont have to come back till the next tuesday. why go to school for two days then leave again? i dunno, thats retarted. ive really tried not to use the word retarted cuz i really hate that un-funny carlos mencia guy who completely overdoes the "der-der-der!" retarted thing. Current Mood: accomplished | | Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 | | 3:42 pm |
class registration
i got registered for class next semester and it might just be the aspect that keeps me at lees mcrae next year. on monday, wednesday, and friday, i'm finished with classes at 1:00 and on tuesdays and thursdays i got environmental bilogy which i have the syllabus for and we have 4 take home quizzes, 1 essay, and a final project throughout the whole year. NO EXAMS HELL YEA. And finally, the most important thing is that on tuesdays, i have GOLF CLASS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TO ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO HAVE HARD SCHEDULES WITH REAL CLASSES. ah man next semester is gonna be sweet. Current Mood: kickass schedule | | Tuesday, March 21st, 2006 | | 11:16 pm |
their back again
this was a myspace message i got FROM: KEN SUBJECT: THIS GIRL I KNOW LIKES YOU My friend i know told me to talk to you because she is interested after reading your profile. You look like her 1st crush or something. She hooked me up with my girl she asked me to tell you to talk to her since she is shy I told her okay. She said she is going to post blogs about you so keep checking. She's the hawttest girl I know. Here is her profile to add as a friend. What a bunch of bullshit man. I really hate these webcam ppl trying to get me to subscribe But im still keeping janice on my friends list cuz she's hot. Current Mood:  annoyed | | Saturday, March 11th, 2006 | | 7:39 pm |
haha
oh man this vacation feels good. I want to tell everyone who is going back this week to have a wonderful week at college-----hahahahahahahahaha. Current Mood: out of school haha | | Thursday, February 23rd, 2006 | | 3:12 pm |
| | Monday, February 13th, 2006 | | 6:16 am |
im tired----the longest poker game ever played (for me)
Look at the time that this entry was made--------------yes, 6:16 a.m. I have been playing poker since 12:30 a.m.--6 hours! This was the longest poker game i have ever played. But at least i won 45 bucks out of it. You see, we are snowed in right now and the weather people say it wont let up till tuesday night. Our classes are cancelled for tomorrow----or should i say TODAY. It started out just 4 people buying in for $5. A $20 pot! But then two of them got put out and bought back in. Oh and they bought back in twice each! Yes, they got put out twice each and bought back in twice. The other guy that was playing with us only bought back in once so that put the pot at $45. I never had a chance to re-buy because i held a huge chip lead throughout the game. AAAhhhh i need sleep right now. Its kind of funny cuz when i walked by the cafeteria coming back to my dorm i saw the cafeteria ladies coming to work. Man it really would suck if I had classes today. But I dont, so oh well. Im gonna go to sleep now so i will probably sleep through a major portion of the day. Man i hear the snow plows starting up. They better not make us have class cuz if they do im screwed. But man, that was a really good game of poker. If these weather conditions continue through today I will likely follow the same regimen as last night but hopefully not as long. You know when u do something and ur proud at first but afterwards u think what was the point and u kind of regret it? Well this does NOT fall under that category! I am proud that i played a six hour game of poker and i have no regrets about it! Ah man maybe sleep deprivation isn't such a good idea. Current Mood:  sleepy | | Monday, January 30th, 2006 | | 5:05 pm |
superbowl
here it is---here's how its gonna be sunday Steelers 34 Seahawks 14 so there it is |
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